YOU MEAN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE, RIGHT??
At Creative Pause Studio, we’ve spent years honing our craft, just as you did yours. The question is, what IS our craft? We’re the jack of all trades. We’ve worked directly one-on-one with clients for years. We’ve done full-time virtual assistant work. We’ve done piece mail marketing work for businesses as well. We could hear businesses and authors around the world banging their heads on keyboards, walls and desks trying to figure out Facebook marketing, formatting and design work. While at times it was a somewhat jaunty tune, we decided it was time to offer something you couldn’t refuse. So, we got together one night over cocktails, Loopy Vodka can be quite inspiring, you really MUST try it – and we decided to pool our talents. Let us put our geekiness to work for you so you can relax, drink wine (or Vodka), eat cheese and be merry as you pen your next bestseller, create the next fidget spinner, or invent 1 million thread-count sheets (OMG, can you imagine??); with a forehead that’s lump-free.
We understand how difficult it is to hand your “baby” off to someone and let them raise it and make sure it grows into a healthy and reliable contribution to society, but wouldn’t you rather just grab a nap or binge watch Cupcake Wars? Here’s the golden deal; sit back and grab all the accolades from the product you spent so much time perfecting while we do the “junk” work for you to make sure your brand is noticed. Go and have a girls or guys night out. Go and make more “babies” so this one has siblings. We’re here to help you wade through this ever-growing and insane world of social media, marketing and promotions while using the least amount of Hello Kitty Band-Aids on your forehead as possible.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a New York Times Bestselling Author, a traditional or self-published author or if this is your very first novel. You can have 1 product on the market or 1,000 different products. Authors, entrepreneurs, celebrities … we’ve got you covered. We accept everyone here – no discrimination or judgment. We’ve given you many budget levels to choose from, so take your pick! If none of them fit, contact us and we’ll work out a custom package and price JUST for YOU! Is it weird we actually LIKE doing the admin tasks? We can book the HELL out of a hotel room or rental car! Could we MAKE this any easier?? (Yes, that was our best Chandler Bing)
What do you have to lose? If it doesn’t work out, just cancel your subscription at any point.
The truth is, we can save you time and money – guaranteed. We know the ins and outs of the stuff you hate to do and we’ll do it for you, cheaply but effectively. The icing on the cupcake? No, you’ll never convince us Kale Cupcake icing tastes good no matter WHAT celebrity is touting it – just EWWWW. The icing is, if we don’t have something listed, let us know what you need and we’ll get it done. That’s OUR business model. None of the hokey stuff, we’ll just get it done. And done well. We always have and always will.